{"id":599,"date":"2006-07-04T14:44:06","date_gmt":"2006-07-04T14:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/07\/04\/oh-hi\/"},"modified":"2006-07-04T14:44:06","modified_gmt":"2006-07-04T14:44:06","slug":"oh-hi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Oh, hi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m still here. Nothing exciting to report. I&#8217;m not at work! Wheee! (Actually, that&#8217;s pretty exciting all by its lonesome self).<\/p>\n<p>You should read this blog instead of mine: <a href=\"http:\/\/truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com\/\">True Wife Confessions<\/a>. It&#8217;s like <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/postsecret.blogspot.com\/\">PostSecret<\/a> but more venomous, with less art. Yaknow, I think that if I ever start a blogroll, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll call it: &#8220;Blogs you should read instead of mine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t hear out of my left ear most of Sunday and half of Monday. Then my left ear was itchy so I was scratching it (Yes, yes, you&#8217;re not supposed to put your finger in your ear) and when the finger emerged, I could hear! (Technically speaking, I feel that having JUST made a doctor&#8217;s appointment is actually what fixed it&#8230;you can save money on the co-pay by just making the appointment and scaring your body into thinking that it&#8217;s going to the doctor. You may recall that this fixed my backache earlier this year when I went back into PT).<\/p>\n<p>And, my brother&#8217;s wedding pictures are available online. My SIL Michelle looked even more beautiful than I remembered. And my brother is still 12. I don&#8217;t think I can &#8220;accidentally&#8221; post a wedding picture on here (Hey, I care about copyrights!) but rest assured, they looked marvelous. And I really should have worn a dress because the pictures I&#8217;m in look like a woman waiting for the bus accidentally wandered into a few pictures. Whoops. I totally suck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m still here. Nothing exciting to report. I&#8217;m not at work! Wheee! (Actually, that&#8217;s pretty exciting all by its lonesome self). You should read this blog instead of mine: True Wife Confessions. It&#8217;s like PostSecret but more venomous, with less art. Yaknow, I think that if I ever start a blogroll, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll call&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}