{"id":617,"date":"2006-08-05T10:10:14","date_gmt":"2006-08-05T14:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/05\/mind-if-i-talk-about-boobs-for-a-minute-look-away-dad-and-bill\/"},"modified":"2006-08-05T10:10:14","modified_gmt":"2006-08-05T14:10:14","slug":"mind-if-i-talk-about-boobs-for-a-minute-look-away-dad-and-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"Mind if I talk about boobs for a minute? (look away, dad and Bill)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have broken the underwire on my last favorite bra. Guess that means it&#8217;s time to replace it. Ugh. So I am shopping on <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.figleaves.com\">figleaves.com<\/a>\u00a0and type in my size. There are 12 pages of options. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait. HALF of them are nursing bras.<\/p>\n<p>Un-hooray!<\/p>\n<p>There is something about this whole thing that is unsettling and depressing. My boobs are so big now that they are the size of most womens&#8217; when they are nursing???<\/p>\n<p>So then, WTF do I do if I nurse someday?<\/p>\n<p>I am so getting reduction surgery after plan B.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have broken the underwire on my last favorite bra. Guess that means it&#8217;s time to replace it. Ugh. So I am shopping on figleaves.com\u00a0and type in my size. There are 12 pages of options. Hooray! Oh, wait. HALF of them are nursing bras. Un-hooray! There is something about this whole thing that is unsettling&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}