{"id":619,"date":"2006-08-07T23:31:27","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T03:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/07\/my-t-shirt-is-dying\/"},"modified":"2006-08-07T23:31:27","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T03:31:27","slug":"my-t-shirt-is-dying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"My T-Shirt is Dying…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seventy-five million years ago, my best friend Brandy gave me a t-shirt that says “I Think The Hell Not” in inch tall letters on the front and “Hell, Elaine Speaking” on the back in puffy red letters.<\/p>\n

The “N” in “Not” has fallen off and may or may not have been partially eaten by Betty.<\/p>\n

Next, I’d like a tshirt that says something cool like Recovering Former Internet Party Girl (or is that a little too Alanis Morrisette?). I came across someone selling tshirts for proclaiming yourself an Internet Rockstar. I’m in awe of Internet Rockstars. But I don’t want the t-shirt – if ya gotta wear a shirt that says it, you’re not!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seventy-five million years ago, my best friend Brandy gave me a t-shirt that says “I Think The Hell Not” in inch tall letters on the front and “Hell, Elaine Speaking” on the back in puffy red letters. The “N” in “Not” has fallen off and may or may not have been partially eaten by Betty….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}