So Gene and I went to the Enormo-Mall yesterday to go buy an iHome (an iPod doo-dad that is an alarm clock with an iPod docking station). The first place to try was Bed, Bath and Beyond because I had FOUR 20% off coupons. Woohoo! No luck on the iHome thing (which I ordered last night from Target.com, 10% off plus 4% rebate from ebates) but we found all sorts of things that we needed in varying degrees (silicone basting brush? probably not! new papertowel holder? definitely not! 2 oz. beverage holders? yes but I can’t talk about it), including 2 cookie sheets, 1 10×13 aluminum baking dish and a silicone square pan. Today I took everything apart so I could fit it in the dishwasher and give it a good pre-use cleaning up.<\/p>\n
The. cookie. sheets. won’t. fit. in. dishwasher.<\/p>\n
No, not lengthwise either.<\/p>\n
Did I test this before taking the incredibly well fastened label off one of the cookie sheets? Of course not!<\/p>\n
I’m off to go verbally abuse Wilton, the makers of said cookie sheet. I mean, is my dishwasher out of date? It’s 4 years old and I don’t think dishwashers are made bigger or smaller, right? They’re all one size?<\/p>\n
Ugh, fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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