{"id":624,"date":"2006-08-14T22:00:16","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/14\/cookie-sheet-mania\/"},"modified":"2006-08-14T22:00:16","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:00:16","slug":"cookie-sheet-mania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"Cookie sheet mania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wilton&#8217;s big answer was: &#8220;Ehh, we&#8217;re sorry. Guess you&#8217;ll have to wash the cookie sheet. Loser.&#8221; I totally should have told them that I&#8217;m bitching about this to my entire huge readership. (Hi Mom! Hi Julie! Hi Brandy!).<\/p>\n<p>I also got an answer from one of the above named people saying basically the same thing as Wilton, minus the Loser part. I know it&#8217;s crazy, but when something says DISHWASHER safe, I expect it to fit in my dishwasher.<\/p>\n<p>I really, really am over this. (Now who wants cookies??)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wilton&#8217;s big answer was: &#8220;Ehh, we&#8217;re sorry. Guess you&#8217;ll have to wash the cookie sheet. Loser.&#8221; I totally should have told them that I&#8217;m bitching about this to my entire huge readership. (Hi Mom! Hi Julie! Hi Brandy!). I also got an answer from one of the above named people saying basically the same thing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}