{"id":630,"date":"2006-08-26T08:32:04","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T12:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/08\/26\/woot\/"},"modified":"2006-08-26T08:32:04","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T12:32:04","slug":"woot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"Woot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enough about babies.<\/p>\n<p>(ooh, wait, no. Did I tell you? My SIL had Baby #2 this week. Hank was born on Tuesday and weighed in at around 5 lbs and will hopefully go home in a few days).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. So I opened up the blog to search engines a few weeks ago. And now I get to take part in the time honored tradition of &#8220;What the hell did you search for to get here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My favorites:<\/p>\n<p>elaine giant boobs &#8211; hahahahaha. I told Gene about this one. He said &#8220;yep, that&#8217;s you&#8221;. Someone also got here by searching &#8220;Cheesecake boobs&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>are short rib bones ok to give to dogs &#8211; Absolutely! They are probably more for big dogs, though.<\/p>\n<p>elaine`s crush &#8211; WTF? I&#8217;m not telling!<\/p>\n<p>Deadly Poison recipes &#8211; Get. Out. Of. The. Kitchen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enough about babies. (ooh, wait, no. Did I tell you? My SIL had Baby #2 this week. Hank was born on Tuesday and weighed in at around 5 lbs and will hopefully go home in a few days). Anyway. So I opened up the blog to search engines a few weeks ago. And now I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}