{"id":635,"date":"2006-09-01T02:06:07","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T06:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/01\/too-funny\/"},"modified":"2006-09-01T02:06:07","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T06:06:07","slug":"too-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"Too Funny!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know it&#8217;s 2 AM and a school night. (Only a half day tomorrow &#8211; woot!)<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, speaking of&#8230;I should check <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/\">woot.com<\/a>&#8230; ehh, only a watch.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway! It&#8217;s been quite a crappy night. I finally crashed from all the NO soda days and had a Pepsi with dinner (Shake n&#8217; Bake pork chops, mashed potatoes, broccoli) and then, soon after, retired with a Death Headache. I am so glad I don&#8217;t get those very often.<\/p>\n<p>But now it&#8217;s 2 AM and I am awake. Woo. So I cruised over to one of my favorite Mommy Blogs, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rockstarmommy.com\/index.php\">RockStar Mommy<\/a> (she&#8217;s one of my idols because she&#8217;s cool, pretty and at least from how she blogs, just like I&#8217;d like to be as a mother) and what do I see? A blogad link to this: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/dogs_of_war\/652087\">Obey the Beagle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s enough to make me glad we have two mixed breeds (a Corgle\u00a0and a Bepherd &#8211; that is, a Corgi\/Beagle mix and a Beagle\/Shepherd mix) because the stuff on that site is SO cool the back glass of the Murano would be full of stickers.<\/p>\n<p>Woof!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know it&#8217;s 2 AM and a school night. (Only a half day tomorrow &#8211; woot!) Ooh, speaking of&#8230;I should check woot.com&#8230; ehh, only a watch. Anyway! It&#8217;s been quite a crappy night. I finally crashed from all the NO soda days and had a Pepsi with dinner (Shake n&#8217; Bake pork chops, mashed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15,3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}