{"id":639,"date":"2006-09-04T18:10:42","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T22:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/04\/all-the-hits-all-the-time\/"},"modified":"2006-09-04T18:10:42","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T22:10:42","slug":"all-the-hits-all-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=639","title":{"rendered":"All the hits, all the time…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s play a quick game of “What brings you here today?” (a little vulgar)<\/p>\n

Well this week, it includes…<\/p>\n

Bridget Jones fanfiction – I hope you found this one<\/a> already. I don’t know if this is the Citizen Kane of BJ fan fiction (eew, there’s a new link, BARF) but it’s the only one I know of.<\/p>\n

fuck me senseless – no, that’s what someone typed in. really.<\/p>\n

j*ulie elaine booze – don’t know if the julie referenced is\u00a0HEM ™ or Friend Julie. Only one of them drives me to drink; the other one makes me drinks (at least Baileys Milkshakes). And actually, I can’t have alcohol anymore. Wah.<\/p>\n

giving boss resignation with sick note – yeah, you’re sick w\/ mahjobiscrappis TOO!<\/p>\n

barefoot girl thumbtacks on floor – kinky thing!<\/p>\n

wife fucked boss in front of me – hey, you should get w\/ the thumbtack weirdo.<\/p>\n

I wonder if these are generated when people click on the link or just search for the phrase.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s play a quick game of “What brings you here today?” (a little vulgar) Well this week, it includes… Bridget Jones fanfiction – I hope you found this one already. I don’t know if this is the Citizen Kane of BJ fan fiction (eew, there’s a new link, BARF) but it’s the only one I…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}