{"id":640,"date":"2006-09-04T18:22:47","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T22:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/04\/is-this-what-they-mean-by-the-duality-of-life\/"},"modified":"2006-09-04T18:22:47","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T22:22:47","slug":"is-this-what-they-mean-by-the-duality-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"is this what they mean by &#8220;the duality of life&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, being an intrepid girl with an internet connection, I decided to see exactly how someone got my blog by searching for fuck me senseless.<\/p>\n<p>First, I am #11 when you search for that.<\/p>\n<p>Second, it links to the post about the Christian book about a normal girl who ends up married to a Hollywood star.<\/p>\n<p>Third &#8211; and I guess this makes it the trio of life or something &#8211; the first 10 on Google when you do that search are really screwed up stuff. I&#8217;m a quirky girl but I&#8217;m not like that. Yikes. Weeeeirdos.<\/p>\n<p>Time to make spinach salad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, being an intrepid girl with an internet connection, I decided to see exactly how someone got my blog by searching for fuck me senseless. First, I am #11 when you search for that. Second, it links to the post about the Christian book about a normal girl who ends up married to a Hollywood&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-ha","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-snaked-again-naturally"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}