{"id":646,"date":"2006-09-07T22:49:33","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T02:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/07\/okay-not-funny\/"},"modified":"2006-09-07T22:49:33","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T02:49:33","slug":"okay-not-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"okay, NOT FUNNY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <em><strong>just<\/strong><\/em> did my usual vanity search to see how people find me. Someone did a search for &#8220;h*memade dog po*son&#8221; (you can add your own vowels there).<\/p>\n<p>And to that LOSER, I have a special message from me, Betty, Scooby and even MAX the evil dachsund:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>DROP DEAD<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>(PS &#8211; Betty&#8217;s threatening to &#8220;cut you&#8221; &#8211; so, watch out.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just did my usual vanity search to see how people find me. Someone did a search for &#8220;h*memade dog po*son&#8221; (you can add your own vowels there). And to that LOSER, I have a special message from me, Betty, Scooby and even MAX the evil dachsund: DROP DEAD (PS &#8211; Betty&#8217;s threatening to &#8220;cut&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}