{"id":660,"date":"2006-09-26T19:25:54","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T23:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/26\/why-did-i-think-this-was-a-good-idea\/"},"modified":"2006-09-26T19:25:54","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T23:25:54","slug":"why-did-i-think-this-was-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"Why did I think this was a good idea??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a guy in my house right now, cleaning the living room and master bedroom carpets. These kinds of chores are much better when I can use them to torture Gene with (&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, Babe, the only time they could come out was during your morning meetings!&#8221;). I am just waiting to hear what horrors have occured &#8211; I don&#8217;t care if the mattress gets ruined (new one arrives tomorrow!) but I&#8217;d hate for the TV to get ruined. The new one of those (MERRY XMAS, GENE) isn&#8217;t ordered yet.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of work, there is a mahjobiscrappis update and it&#8217;s actually a good one. I just don&#8217;t feel like typing it now. Neener, neener.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And Happy Birthday Brandy.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a guy in my house right now, cleaning the living room and master bedroom carpets. These kinds of chores are much better when I can use them to torture Gene with (&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, Babe, the only time they could come out was during your morning meetings!&#8221;). I am just waiting to hear what&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}