{"id":674,"date":"2006-10-12T08:35:33","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T12:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/10\/12\/ding-dong-the-boss-is-gone\/"},"modified":"2006-10-12T08:35:33","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T12:35:33","slug":"ding-dong-the-boss-is-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=674","title":{"rendered":"Ding-dong the boss is gone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>which old boss?<\/p>\n<p>MY old boss?<\/p>\n<p>(OK, well, TECHNICALLY it&#8217;s new boss, or Helmet Head as D and I call her).<\/p>\n<p>But, whee!<\/p>\n<p>And she won&#8217;t return until Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Her toady even left early yesterday &#8211; she was gone by 2:30 or 2:45. Whenever I&#8217;m alone in my department, everyone comes to my desk in shifts and says &#8220;Alone?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I always smile big and say &#8220;Yep!&#8221; and, if it&#8217;s someone who knows what PITAs my coworkers are, I say &#8220;It&#8217;s like it&#8217;s my birthday and Xmas all in one!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>which old boss? MY old boss? (OK, well, TECHNICALLY it&#8217;s new boss, or Helmet Head as D and I call her). But, whee! And she won&#8217;t return until Tuesday. Her toady even left early yesterday &#8211; she was gone by 2:30 or 2:45. Whenever I&#8217;m alone in my department, everyone comes to my desk in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mahjobiscrappis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}