{"id":684,"date":"2006-10-23T23:14:13","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T03:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/10\/23\/i-am-my-grandmother\/"},"modified":"2006-10-23T23:14:13","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T03:14:13","slug":"i-am-my-grandmother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"I am my grandmother"},"content":{"rendered":"

(or any other old person)<\/p>\n

Here are clues:<\/p>\n

1) Have you seen my giant pill holder?<\/p>\n

2) I look forward to doing the online jigsaw puzzle every day. (hey, it’s relaxing)<\/p>\n

3) Aren’t #1-2 enough? Oh, I’m a total curmudgeon (see the On Notice post).<\/p>\n

I don’t know what’s next – either a walker or a vacation to Branson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(or any other old person) Here are clues: 1) Have you seen my giant pill holder? 2) I look forward to doing the online jigsaw puzzle every day. (hey, it’s relaxing) 3) Aren’t #1-2 enough? Oh, I’m a total curmudgeon (see the On Notice post). I don’t know what’s next – either a walker or…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}