{"id":693,"date":"2006-11-05T23:33:07","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T03:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/05\/one-of-the-4-horsemen\/"},"modified":"2006-11-05T23:33:07","modified_gmt":"2006-11-06T03:33:07","slug":"one-of-the-4-horsemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=693","title":{"rendered":"One of the 4 Horsemen…"},"content":{"rendered":"

of the Apocalypse?<\/p>\n

I think it’s time to invest in some MREs and bullets. The end days are near.<\/p>\n

I just saw Diane Keaton in an ad for L’Oreal makeup.<\/p>\n

(OK, it’s not as fucked up as the Bob Dylan for Victoria’s Secret commercial <\/a>that was on during the Super Bowl a few years ago)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

of the Apocalypse? I think it’s time to invest in some MREs and bullets. The end days are near. I just saw Diane Keaton in an ad for L’Oreal makeup. (OK, it’s not as fucked up as the Bob Dylan for Victoria’s Secret commercial that was on during the Super Bowl a few years ago)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}