{"id":701,"date":"2006-11-13T23:16:59","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T03:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/13\/and-now-a-word-from-betty-the-corgle\/"},"modified":"2006-11-13T23:16:59","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T03:16:59","slug":"and-now-a-word-from-betty-the-corgle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=701","title":{"rendered":"and now, a word from Betty the Corgle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mommy has informed me that someone got to her blog by searching for &#8216;What does a beagle\/corgi look like?&#8217;. Well, imagine <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0029583\/\">Snow White <\/a>with <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/name\/nm0350079\/\">Luis Guzman&#8217;s <\/a>forehead, and you&#8217;re somewhere close. Beagles are geniuses and Corgis&#8230;well, you do know the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.freakingnews.com\/Queen-Elizabeth-and-Corgi_Pictures_5417.asp\">Queen of England <\/a>raises them, right? Proof enough! Now, stop asking dumb questions and bring me a treat.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mommy has informed me that someone got to her blog by searching for &#8216;What does a beagle\/corgi look like?&#8217;. Well, imagine Snow White with Luis Guzman&#8217;s forehead, and you&#8217;re somewhere close. Beagles are geniuses and Corgis&#8230;well, you do know the Queen of England raises them, right? Proof enough! Now, stop asking dumb questions and bring&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}