{"id":747,"date":"2007-01-01T16:33:44","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T15:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/01\/01\/happy-new-year-2\/"},"modified":"2007-01-01T16:33:44","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T15:33:44","slug":"happy-new-year-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=747","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year, Party People.<\/p>\n<p>My resolutions are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1) Spending Xmas 2007 knocked up, with my family and my in-laws at my house.<\/p>\n<p>2) Lose more weight in anticipation of getting knocked up.<\/p>\n<p>3) Write more. No, not here.<\/p>\n<p>4) Get my toes done.<\/p>\n<p>Gene and I spent NYE 2006\/7 right here at home, watching The Producers on HBO or Starz or whatever. Around 12:05 I looked up at the clock and said, &#8220;Oh, hey, Happy New Year!&#8221; Gene brought us glasses of champagne (from the basket o&#8217; goodies from New Boss) that he&#8217;d turned pink using a little cranberry juice. He added ice to the glass and all of a sudden we had, &#8220;Pink Champagne on Ice&#8221;. Ya know, like &#8220;Mirrors on the ceiling \/ pink champagne on ice \/ we are all just prisoners here \/ of our own device&#8221; (to quote &#8220;Hotel California&#8221; by the Eagles)<\/p>\n<p>Hee hee. He and the boy have been giving me a ton of shit about the whole Eagles\/Walmart thing and this was the eventual outcome. Gah, that was some horrible champagne. The cranberry juice actually helped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year, Party People. My resolutions are&#8230; 1) Spending Xmas 2007 knocked up, with my family and my in-laws at my house. 2) Lose more weight in anticipation of getting knocked up. 3) Write more. No, not here. 4) Get my toes done. Gene and I spent NYE 2006\/7 right here at home, watching&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}