{"id":757,"date":"2007-01-13T22:09:24","date_gmt":"2007-01-14T03:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/01\/13\/things-that-dont-happen-in-nature\/"},"modified":"2007-01-13T22:09:24","modified_gmt":"2007-01-14T03:09:24","slug":"things-that-dont-happen-in-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"Things that don&#8217;t happen in nature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Target this week and spent $0. Not a thin dime. Really. I&#8217;m a little worried &#8211; I have Gene basically convinced that Target has a $50 cover charge.<\/p>\n<p>(Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; I&#8217;m sure that Gene spent that much at the gun store anyway&#8230;we now have a laser sight on one of the pistols&#8230; the reasoning makes sense to me but I&#8217;m sick of the whole gun topic).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Target this week and spent $0. Not a thin dime. Really. I&#8217;m a little worried &#8211; I have Gene basically convinced that Target has a $50 cover charge. (Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; I&#8217;m sure that Gene spent that much at the gun store anyway&#8230;we now have a laser sight on one of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}