{"id":760,"date":"2007-01-18T07:42:55","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T12:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/01\/18\/two-hour-delay-please\/"},"modified":"2007-01-18T07:42:55","modified_gmt":"2007-01-18T12:42:55","slug":"two-hour-delay-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"Two Hour Delay, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cheesecake City finally has some shitty weather and what does my employer do about it?<\/p>\n<p>Not a damn thing.<\/p>\n<p>I keep calling and checking my voicemail in vain, hoping our HR Director (Old Boss) leaves the voicemail that says &#8220;Meh, it&#8217;s icy outside, come in later&#8221;. However, she 1) Has a 4&#215;4 Jeep and 2) Lives 5 minutes from the office, so I think I am screwed.<\/p>\n<p>(Listen, yes, I am from the North where we have weather worse than this at least a month or two but what part of &#8220;I Hate My Job&#8221; do you not understand? I don&#8217;t want the delay so I can go frolic in the &#8230; ice or whatever, I want the delay so I don&#8217;t have to be there.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cheesecake City finally has some shitty weather and what does my employer do about it? Not a damn thing. I keep calling and checking my voicemail in vain, hoping our HR Director (Old Boss) leaves the voicemail that says &#8220;Meh, it&#8217;s icy outside, come in later&#8221;. However, she 1) Has a 4&#215;4 Jeep and 2)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-mahjobiscrappis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}