Gene’s morning meeting begins with music. Actually, what he does is turns the iPod to something non-threatening (this is a concern as his iPod play list includes a lot of songs that are typically under the banner of “Pole Anthems”) and cranks it up. Today’s first selection was “Brandy, You’re a Fine Girl” (speaking of, Hi Brandy!) and he was doing obscene hand motions along with the song. For the “What a good wife you would be”, the motion was to make a circle with one hand and use the other hand’s index finger to …. err…. whatever.<\/p>\n
Do you remember that gross thing boys did in the 3rd grade to signify sex? Yeah, that’s it.<\/p>\n
Anyway! So I said “That’s not the motion for WIFE”<\/p>\n
Heh. Oh, yeah…. I wonder if people were on the phone at that point. I kinda think not, since it was still a few minutes before 8, but you never know. If my next post is from a scenic locale such as Bangalore, Bangladesh or Texas, you’ll know.<\/p>\n
Speaking of, did I tell you about the time I set our burglar alarm off in the middle of his meeting? Whoooops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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