{"id":769,"date":"2007-01-29T19:13:20","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T00:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/01\/29\/crabby-abby\/"},"modified":"2007-01-29T19:13:20","modified_gmt":"2007-01-30T00:13:20","slug":"crabby-abby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=769","title":{"rendered":"Crabby Abby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am in a totally awful mood. No, I don&#8217;t know why. The meatloaf hadn&#8217;t thawed enough to cook and all I want to do is sit right where I am. No cooking (I microwaved Healthy Choice turkey for Gene and that&#8217;s all), no treadmill, no chores (well, I loaded the dishwasher).<\/p>\n<p>Geez, I hope tomorrow is a better day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am in a totally awful mood. No, I don&#8217;t know why. The meatloaf hadn&#8217;t thawed enough to cook and all I want to do is sit right where I am. No cooking (I microwaved Healthy Choice turkey for Gene and that&#8217;s all), no treadmill, no chores (well, I loaded the dishwasher). Geez, I hope&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}