{"id":780,"date":"2007-02-17T18:46:10","date_gmt":"2007-02-17T23:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/17\/and-in-celebrity-news\/"},"modified":"2007-02-17T18:46:10","modified_gmt":"2007-02-17T23:46:10","slug":"and-in-celebrity-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=780","title":{"rendered":"And in celebrity news&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it me, or does the news this week seem to consist totally of some sort of Britney Spears\/Anna Nicole Smith white trash dance-off? The last few months have been like this: &#8230;first ANS had the baby&#8230;.then BS (oh, how appropriate) left KFed&#8230;.then ANS&#8217;s son died (and yes, that was very sad)&#8230;then BS went dancing nightly with a calvacade of skanks&#8230;then ANS died&#8230;.and finally, Britney has shaved her head. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/?p=6759\">Really.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next I expect KFed to reveal himself to be the babydaddy to unite the whole thing. Dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it me, or does the news this week seem to consist totally of some sort of Britney Spears\/Anna Nicole Smith white trash dance-off? The last few months have been like this: &#8230;first ANS had the baby&#8230;.then BS (oh, how appropriate) left KFed&#8230;.then ANS&#8217;s son died (and yes, that was very sad)&#8230;then BS went dancing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}