{"id":787,"date":"2007-03-02T09:54:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T14:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/02\/further-proof-of-my-tq\/"},"modified":"2007-03-02T09:54:29","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T14:54:29","slug":"further-proof-of-my-tq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"Further Proof of my TQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(TQ = Terribleness Quotient)<\/p>\n<p>So I have an 8 pack of Bounty Basic paper towels, but a) I hate them because they are too thin and b) they can&#8217;t be used for cooking bacon in the microwave due to the stupid print on them (WTF was I thinking?) and c) they are underneath a half dozen air filters and usually blocked in by the car anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The grocery store has the &#8220;good&#8221; paper towels (non-Basic Bounty, plain white, in the Big Roll) 4 rolls for $7. Fug it. I&#8217;m jumping on that one.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is just further proof of my LQ (Laziness Quotient). Isn&#8217;t it a good thing I&#8217;m rapidly abandoning Plan B?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(TQ = Terribleness Quotient) So I have an 8 pack of Bounty Basic paper towels, but a) I hate them because they are too thin and b) they can&#8217;t be used for cooking bacon in the microwave due to the stupid print on them (WTF was I thinking?) and c) they are underneath a half&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}