{"id":794,"date":"2007-03-10T16:59:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T21:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/10\/laughing-cow-cheese-ha-ha\/"},"modified":"2007-03-10T16:59:21","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T21:59:21","slug":"laughing-cow-cheese-ha-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=794","title":{"rendered":"Laughing Cow cheese, Ha ha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love Laughing Cow cheese. It is so tasty. The last time Gene was out of town it&#8217;s all I ate (with those Keebler elves crackers). I just finished 2.25 portions of it. I gave the dogs each small bits of one of the portions (It comes in little wedges). I still had about half of one of the portions. I balanced it on the arm of the couch (I&#8217;m a classy dame) and looked over for a freaking second&#8230;and the next thing you know, the wrapper is empty and Betty looks a little pleased with herself.<\/p>\n<p>Rotten beagle.<\/p>\n<p>OK, fine, I think it technically fell out of the wrapper, but still&#8230;mmm, Laughing Cow cheese.<\/p>\n<p>The boys are off at the movies, seeing The 300, and I am alone w\/ the hounds. Love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Laughing Cow cheese. It is so tasty. The last time Gene was out of town it&#8217;s all I ate (with those Keebler elves crackers). I just finished 2.25 portions of it. I gave the dogs each small bits of one of the portions (It comes in little wedges). I still had about half&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}