{"id":802,"date":"2007-03-22T19:12:20","date_gmt":"2007-03-23T00:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/22\/elaine-now-with-more-old\/"},"modified":"2007-03-22T19:12:20","modified_gmt":"2007-03-23T00:12:20","slug":"elaine-now-with-more-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=802","title":{"rendered":"Elaine: Now With More Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Today is my <strike>30<\/strike> <strike>29 <\/strike>30th birthday).<\/p>\n<p>(I really am the same OLD girl I used to be!)<\/p>\n<p>And it was actually a damn fine birthday! First person to wish me a Happy Birthday was my sweet huuuuusband (for some reason, whenever I say &#8220;my husband&#8221; it sounds like some sort of Steel Magnolias reject). Second was New Boss and Toady (there has been so much drama at the office, I would love to tell you about it).<\/p>\n<p>Loot:<\/p>\n<p>Balloons from New Boss, Old Boss and D<\/p>\n<p>Book from New Boss<\/p>\n<p>Book and Pride &amp; Predjudice DVD from D<\/p>\n<p>CAKE from D<\/p>\n<p>Cup of Cadbury Mini Eggs from D<\/p>\n<p>Photo Album from Old Boss<\/p>\n<p>29 roses from Mahhh Huzzzzband (yeah, I wish I could stop doing that)<\/p>\n<p>Fruit bouquet from Mahhh Huzzzzband (check out Edible Arrangements)<\/p>\n<p>iPod Shuffle, Curves gift certificate (at my request), chocolates, spa gift certificate, all from (you guessed it) Mahhh Huzzzband<\/p>\n<p>Lunch w\/ Old Boss and D (Mexican yum yum yum)<\/p>\n<p>Dinner w\/ Gene (aka Mahhh&#8230;.eh, you get the picture)<\/p>\n<p>AND A RAISE. As in Mo&#8217; Money. Woot. I am now making as much as Toady. Wooooooot.<\/p>\n<p>I have also decided what I am going to spend my windfall on: Shoes and a new digital camera. I&#8217;m not sure which camera but I want a camera that looks like a camera and not a Secret Agent Man camera. And as indestructible as possible. And it had better last\u00a0a long time because this is the camera I intend to use to take pictures of Plan B (if it happens and maybe, maybe not), and if Plan B is like I was as a kid, the camera doesn&#8217;t stand a friggin chance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Today is my 30 29 30th birthday). (I really am the same OLD girl I used to be!) And it was actually a damn fine birthday! First person to wish me a Happy Birthday was my sweet huuuuusband (for some reason, whenever I say &#8220;my husband&#8221; it sounds like some sort of Steel Magnolias reject)&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}