{"id":804,"date":"2007-03-24T11:10:44","date_gmt":"2007-03-24T16:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/24\/measles\/"},"modified":"2007-03-24T11:10:44","modified_gmt":"2007-03-24T16:10:44","slug":"measles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=804","title":{"rendered":"Measles?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I washed one of our two sets of sheets last weekend&#8230;and they sat in the washing machine until maybe Tuesday. (This is standard procedure for my dumb ass). I ran them through the rinse cycle again (yes, I really am Suzy Homemaker!) because that&#8217;s what I do and they came out with a trillion red dots all over them (mostly the fitted sheet, hooray). Washed them again, ditto.<\/p>\n<p>So now I have most of a set of sheets in my back yard, baking in lemon juice (I&#8217;m through about 16 oz so far) because that&#8217;s what the Internet told me to do. And you know what? So far it has freaking WORKED. I had no idea! I really thought the sheets were a goner. Every hour or so I prance back outside and spritz some more lemon juice on (with my handy Pampered Chef spritz bottle, go me, way to use stuff!) and it works!<\/p>\n<p>And I bet my sheets will end up with rockin highlights to boot!<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, I&#8217;m watching out for Dog Pattys when I stretch the sheets out&#8230;yuck).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I washed one of our two sets of sheets last weekend&#8230;and they sat in the washing machine until maybe Tuesday. (This is standard procedure for my dumb ass). I ran them through the rinse cycle again (yes, I really am Suzy Homemaker!) because that&#8217;s what I do and they came out with a trillion&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}