{"id":812,"date":"2007-03-31T16:14:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T21:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/31\/april-fool\/"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:14:43","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T21:14:43","slug":"april-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"April Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is April Fool&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p>(Dammit, I just remembered that I need to change the air filters tomorrow).<\/p>\n<p>Gene looooves April Fool&#8217;s Day. Last year he called me from Bumfuck, Kansas (look on a map, it&#8217;s right there) to say he&#8217;d been arrested and that he needed me to Western Union bail money. Dork. He claims to have 8 plans for this year, but his favorite was sending me flowers at work (awww) with a card saying they were from one of our restaurant managers who Gene thinks has the hots for me (booo).<\/p>\n<p>Aw, darn, baby&#8230;April Fool&#8217;s is a Sunday this year!<\/p>\n<p>So, who knows what it&#8217;ll be? I used my one and only decent idea for April Fool&#8217;s last year (picture of a positive pregnancy test, remember?) so I&#8217;ve got nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is April Fool&#8217;s Day. (Dammit, I just remembered that I need to change the air filters tomorrow). Gene looooves April Fool&#8217;s Day. Last year he called me from Bumfuck, Kansas (look on a map, it&#8217;s right there) to say he&#8217;d been arrested and that he needed me to Western Union bail money. Dork. He&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}