{"id":816,"date":"2007-04-03T19:18:18","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T00:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/03\/youll-thank-me-maybe\/"},"modified":"2007-04-03T19:18:18","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T00:18:18","slug":"youll-thank-me-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=816","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll thank me. Maybe."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/\">www.youtube.com<\/a> and type in the search box &#8220;Sad Kermit&#8221;. I just watched the video for &#8220;Hurt&#8221; with the sound down and it was hysterical. It&#8217;s definitely not safe for work and if you&#8217;re not comfortable seeing Kermit trade oral sex for drugs, skip it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go to www.youtube.com and type in the search box &#8220;Sad Kermit&#8221;. I just watched the video for &#8220;Hurt&#8221; with the sound down and it was hysterical. It&#8217;s definitely not safe for work and if you&#8217;re not comfortable seeing Kermit trade oral sex for drugs, skip it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}