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I seriously think I’m getting more brain dead by the moment. D, very sweetly, told me that there’s so much going in there it’s hard to get it all out. I spent a long time at work today trying to remember the Southern word for “buffet”. I finally had to empty my brain to remember the word “bar” (as in, “Go back up to the bar and get your mama some more crab legs!”). And a moment later, I’d forgotten a phone # I’ve had memorized for\u00a06 years. Dangit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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