{"id":827,"date":"2007-04-21T22:53:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T03:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/21\/my-brain-is-now-jello\/"},"modified":"2007-04-21T22:53:53","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T03:53:53","slug":"my-brain-is-now-jello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"My brain is now jello"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gene and the boy are at the movies and for some reason I decided to sit down and <strike>avoid writing<\/strike> watch some YouTube videos (as we all know, MTV and VH1 don&#8217;t show videos anymore anyway). First, I re-watched the Alanis Morrisette version of My Humps (still funny).<\/p>\n<p>But, as it happens, things quickly went downhill and now I think I&#8217;ve been lobotomized by YouTube. I watched the original (ie, Black Eyed Peas) version of My Humps, which I had somehow missed. (I was fine before &#8211; did not miss much) but then I watched two Fergie solo videos (Fergilicious and London Bridge). Clearly, I no longer have a short term memory problem.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have a questionable judgement problem! Ha!<\/p>\n<p>(Seriously: This crap really reminds me why we&#8217;re a nation comprised primarily of half-witted infants&#8230;holy moly, THIS is entertainment now? Explain to me puhlease why Fergie, a former meth addict\u00a0who has literally pissed herself mid-concert lives but Kirsty MacColl is gone, seriously, puhlease. And how the hell did Hugh Hefner&#8217;s harem become TV stars??).<\/p>\n<p>(If you want mindless entertainment, read People Magazine or listen to Katrina &amp; The Waves &#8220;Walking on Sunshine&#8221;, both of which are shining examples of mindless entertainment that\u00a0do not also simultaneously degrade the entire human race).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gene and the boy are at the movies and for some reason I decided to sit down and avoid writing watch some YouTube videos (as we all know, MTV and VH1 don&#8217;t show videos anymore anyway). First, I re-watched the Alanis Morrisette version of My Humps (still funny). But, as it happens, things quickly went&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-reading-writing-listening-to"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}