{"id":847,"date":"2007-05-20T16:18:58","date_gmt":"2007-05-20T21:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/20\/headsmack\/"},"modified":"2007-05-20T16:18:58","modified_gmt":"2007-05-20T21:18:58","slug":"headsmack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=847","title":{"rendered":"::headsmack::"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was sitting at my desk Friday handling the mail that had accumulated on Wednesday and Thursday (both are days that I am toooo busy to even open a single piece) and I find a child support order that I have to enter into the payroll system.<\/p>\n<p>I am always fascinated by the child support orders, by the age of the employee when the kid was born, by the year the kid was born and how old that makes the kid now to have a parent who is still paying support (I&#8217;ve had employees have to pay arrearages on &#8220;kids&#8221; who are my age).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, on this order&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Twins (not a big deal, apparently the best method of having a live birth of multiples is to fuck a deadbeat)<\/p>\n<p>named&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Lexus and Mercedes.<\/p>\n<p>YES!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was sitting at my desk Friday handling the mail that had accumulated on Wednesday and Thursday (both are days that I am toooo busy to even open a single piece) and I find a child support order that I have to enter into the payroll system. I am always fascinated by the child&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}