{"id":853,"date":"2007-05-23T17:38:26","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T22:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/23\/i-do-not-need-i-do-not-need-i-do-not-need\/"},"modified":"2007-05-23T17:38:26","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T22:38:26","slug":"i-do-not-need-i-do-not-need-i-do-not-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"I do not need, I do not need, I do NOT NEED…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Arrrrgh.<\/p>\n

I need to stop going places on the Internet that has things I can buy. Stupid Amazon.com is having a sale on…oh, who knows? Yesterday it was toys (Plan B will need toys!), today it is silverware (I like eating things!), tomorrow it will be something else entirely. It will have the following in common, though:<\/p>\n

I DO NOT NEED IT.<\/p>\n

I do not have a baby in need of toys. I have an embarassingly vast array of baby stuff (to which I fessed up about while in Detroit and do not feel the need to do so here) and that’s enough until there is an actual baby.<\/p>\n

I have silverware, enough for 8 people if they don’t look too closely at our knives (what is wrong with Henckels? Their fancy knives<\/a> are awesome but we are on our second round of knives<\/a> and they are just awful). I am not having a state dinner at my house. I am probably not even having CHRISTMAS dinner at my house.<\/p>\n

UGH.<\/p>\n

PS – Mmm, so pretty.<\/a><\/p>\n

PPS – Do not need, do not need, do not need.<\/p>\n

PPPS – It’s not that I don’t need ANYTHING, it’s that I don’t need this stuff. I can’t think of anything right now, but more sense and freedom from writers block would be a good start. Does Amazon sell that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arrrrgh. I need to stop going places on the Internet that has things I can buy. Stupid Amazon.com is having a sale on…oh, who knows? Yesterday it was toys (Plan B will need toys!), today it is silverware (I like eating things!), tomorrow it will be something else entirely. It will have the following in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}