{"id":862,"date":"2007-06-04T22:58:33","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T03:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/04\/and-todays-i-dont-need-it-item\/"},"modified":"2007-06-04T22:58:33","modified_gmt":"2007-06-05T03:58:33","slug":"and-todays-i-dont-need-it-item","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=862","title":{"rendered":"And today&#8217;s &#8220;I don&#8217;t need it!&#8221; item"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is a new purse. I have a purse (have used the same purse since before I moved to Cheesecake City &#8211; in fact, I purchased it with the last paycheck I received from those scummy bastards @ TRU.com), I even have a purse for when that purse finally has to go (I purchased it on our honeymoon at the Coach Outlet in South Carolina and I have been married\u00a05 years). I even have a purse for &#8220;I&#8217;m dressed all cute and summery, I need a cute and summery purse!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I do not need, I do not need, I do not need.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what tomorrow&#8217;s item will be? Gum? A car? (actually, don&#8217;t rule that one out just yet, but definitely no impulse car purchases again) I&#8217;m willing to guess the item will be chocolate and I will probably give in to that one (PMS chocolate has no calories).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is a new purse. I have a purse (have used the same purse since before I moved to Cheesecake City &#8211; in fact, I purchased it with the last paycheck I received from those scummy bastards @ TRU.com), I even have a purse for when that purse finally has to go (I purchased it on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}