{"id":873,"date":"2007-06-21T18:57:33","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T23:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/21\/laineyd-worst-wife-ever\/"},"modified":"2007-06-21T18:57:33","modified_gmt":"2007-06-21T23:57:33","slug":"laineyd-worst-wife-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=873","title":{"rendered":"LaineyD, worst wife ever&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a really decent meal since Gene got his surgery 23 days ago (not that I&#8217;m counting, of course), but I finally had one today. I had SlimFast bars for breakfast and lunch today.<\/p>\n<p>And salad, prime rib, broccoli and (sshhh) cheesecake for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>OMG. So delicious!<\/p>\n<p>Macauley\/Bill told me I was a bitch for eating it in front of Gene, but so far I&#8217;ve only eaten the salad and broccoli in front of him. I ate the PR in the kitchen and the cheesecake (is rich!) is in the fridge waiting for later.<\/p>\n<p>Yum!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a really decent meal since Gene got his surgery 23 days ago (not that I&#8217;m counting, of course), but I finally had one today. I had SlimFast bars for breakfast and lunch today. And salad, prime rib, broccoli and (sshhh) cheesecake for dinner. OMG. So delicious! Macauley\/Bill told me I was a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}