(Grr. I don’t sniff glue, people. It’s a QUOTE.)<\/p>\n
Anyway, so Gene is on his business trip and I’m home alone with the Boy. I’m trying to give up my preferred poisons of chocolate and caffeinated soda. I have a headache of epic proportions.<\/p>\n
The boy wants to go hooooome. Wantsta go home. I have heard multiple verses of the “Wantsta Go Home” song. I finally told him we would discuss it tomorrow with his dad. We have a 2 pm appointment tomorrow to go to and after that, we’ll discuss it. I hope to buy some time with the promise of a trip to the theme park Wednesday. If we can just make it until Gene gets home, then it’s his problem again<\/strike>\u00a0maybe the healing can begin.<\/p>\n
I didn’t ask for this. I can’t get into details due to the very\u00a0real possibility that The Boy’s mom’s attorney has found the blog, but trust me when I tell you that the haircoloring I booked for late August (first open appointment, yea!) is only the tip of the iceberg. Someone<\/em> OWES me huge time. Anyone who says that marriage isn’t about who owes whom is totally full of crap and has never spent an evening taking care of a child who isn’t even yours and end up with a child who just wants to go hoooome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (Grr. I don’t sniff glue, people. It’s a QUOTE.) Anyway, so Gene is on his business trip and I’m home alone with the Boy. I’m trying to give up my preferred poisons of chocolate and caffeinated soda. I have a headache of epic proportions. The boy wants to go hooooome. Wantsta go home. I have…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}