{"id":886,"date":"2007-07-18T21:15:34","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T02:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/18\/kids-r-expensive\/"},"modified":"2007-07-18T21:15:34","modified_gmt":"2007-07-19T02:15:34","slug":"kids-r-expensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=886","title":{"rendered":"Kids R Expensive&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Moly.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve read about this &#8220;summer vacation = torture the parents&#8221; theory before on other Mommy blogs, how you can be in the middle of doing one fantastically awesome thing and the kid says &#8220;What fun thing are we doing next?&#8221; We had nearly 4 hours to kill at the museum before Harry Potter (too late for the noon showing, waaay too early for the 3:45) and I finally told the boy we were going to buy drinks and sit down for a little while (which worked for almost 20 entire minutes).<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I finally called UNCLE and told the boy that we were going to have some no TV time until 11:30, when the Scrubs re-runs on WGN come on. He is a devotee to all things Zach Braff and loves the show. We&#8217;ve spent downtime lately watching Season One of Scrubs on DVD (our Xmas gift from my brother in law and his wife). I think if you handed me a banjo I could probably play the opening theme song (&#8220;I&#8217;m No Superman&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Arrrgh. Tomorrow is the last day of Elaine the Cruise Director. We&#8217;re going to the theme park finally (yea!). Gene returns tomorrow evening so I&#8217;m handing in my Captain&#8217;s hat. Ideally I&#8217;d like it if the boys went to the mall again this weekend and played some video games &#8211; the father and son that play together stay together maybe. And, also ideally I would be so freaking happy if they&#8217;d do this without taking me along.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the fur kids are begging for attention&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Moly. I&#8217;ve read about this &#8220;summer vacation = torture the parents&#8221; theory before on other Mommy blogs, how you can be in the middle of doing one fantastically awesome thing and the kid says &#8220;What fun thing are we doing next?&#8221; We had nearly 4 hours to kill at the museum before Harry Potter&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}