{"id":889,"date":"2007-07-28T10:22:01","date_gmt":"2007-07-28T15:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/28\/so-i-married-a-dumbass\/"},"modified":"2007-07-28T10:22:01","modified_gmt":"2007-07-28T15:22:01","slug":"so-i-married-a-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=889","title":{"rendered":"So I Married A Dumbass&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So! Finally something half interesting to talk about on the blog.<\/p>\n<p>Gene, the boy and I were watching My Super Ex-Girlfriend last night. I am still very very tired so I fell asleep in my living room chair (mmm, could do that now). The movie was kinda bleh anyway. After the movie I woke up and we all went to bed. This morning, Gene keeps picking up tiny balled up post it notes and telling me to throw them away.<\/p>\n<p>It took me awhile, but I figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>Gene (who I have called &#8211; jokingly &#8211; every name I could think of) was balling up the post its and trying to get one to land in my mouth. (Yeah, I was snoring. Poor guy).<\/p>\n<p>Dumbass. I told him he owes me BIG.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So! Finally something half interesting to talk about on the blog. Gene, the boy and I were watching My Super Ex-Girlfriend last night. I am still very very tired so I fell asleep in my living room chair (mmm, could do that now). The movie was kinda bleh anyway. After the movie I woke up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}