{"id":893,"date":"2007-08-09T06:54:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T11:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/09\/but-but-but\/"},"modified":"2007-08-09T06:54:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T11:54:23","slug":"but-but-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=893","title":{"rendered":"But, but but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be soooo good if you don&#8217;t make me go to work today!!!<\/p>\n<p>PUHLEEEEEASE?? I&#8217;ll file all that old stuff and vacuum the house and walk the dogs and nap and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, well).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, to win the lotto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be soooo good if you don&#8217;t make me go to work today!!! PUHLEEEEEASE?? I&#8217;ll file all that old stuff and vacuum the house and walk the dogs and nap and&#8230; (Oh, well). Oh, to win the lotto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mahjobiscrappis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}