{"id":896,"date":"2007-08-19T20:07:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/19\/theres-this-thing\/"},"modified":"2007-08-19T20:07:53","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T01:07:53","slug":"theres-this-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s this thing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, there&#8217;s this thing going on, and it is not good. IS. NOT. GOOD. I can&#8217;t blog about it and I don&#8217;t think I even want to TALK about it. (Yes, it&#8217;s related to my previous post). Something must change. I am scared that there was\u00a0a point of no return somewhere in the last 48 hours and I passed it. Part of me thinks this fairly often and then things work out. So maybe it&#8217;ll be OK.<\/p>\n<p>And no, it&#8217;s not Baby-related. I thank my lucky fugging stars for that, if that tells you anything. Work sucks (OK, work FUCKING sucks). I was off all day Friday as a Mental Health Day. (Ha&#8230;wish I could have a Mental Health 4 Day weekend).<\/p>\n<p>Dear Indiana &#8211; Miss me? I sure miss you!<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; Don&#8217;t worry about me, really. We all know that things look like shit right now but that in a few days I&#8217;ll post something beyond inane like &#8220;Ha ha, I just totally bought a Fisher Price Ocean Wonders Aquarium at Target for half price!&#8221; (not that I would ever do that, no no! Did I ever include my theory that maybe my baby stuff stash is causing all my problems? It&#8217;s a theory, although the theory that you-know-who is a fucking cow and the cause of all my problems is a little more likely).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, there&#8217;s this thing going on, and it is not good. IS. NOT. GOOD. I can&#8217;t blog about it and I don&#8217;t think I even want to TALK about it. (Yes, it&#8217;s related to my previous post). Something must change. I am scared that there was\u00a0a point of no return somewhere in the last 48&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}