{"id":907,"date":"2007-09-13T06:31:57","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T11:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/13\/fah-reaking-hysterical\/"},"modified":"2007-09-13T06:31:57","modified_gmt":"2007-09-13T11:31:57","slug":"fah-reaking-hysterical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=907","title":{"rendered":"Fah-reaking Hysterical!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the Starbucks Oracle:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttafly.com\/starbucks\/index.php\">http:\/\/www.buttafly.com\/starbucks\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Surprise, surprise &#8211; my favorite Starbucks drink (a tall skim steamer with sugar free cinnamon dulce syrup) makes me &#8220;high maintenance.&#8221; Apparently, all my friends are trying to kill me. Ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the Starbucks Oracle: http:\/\/www.buttafly.com\/starbucks\/index.php Surprise, surprise &#8211; my favorite Starbucks drink (a tall skim steamer with sugar free cinnamon dulce syrup) makes me &#8220;high maintenance.&#8221; Apparently, all my friends are trying to kill me. Ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}