{"id":91,"date":"2004-10-31T21:58:39","date_gmt":"2004-10-31T21:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2004\/10\/31\/lessons-learned-halloween-2004-edition\/"},"modified":"2004-10-31T21:58:39","modified_gmt":"2004-10-31T21:58:39","slug":"lessons-learned-halloween-2004-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Lessons Learned, Halloween 2004 Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Just living in a nice neighborhood does NOT guarantee a lot of trick-or-treaters. As it past years, we had only a dozen or so visitors.<br \/>\n2) Carve pumpkins Halloween morning. Remember how smug I was that we carved ours 192 hours before Halloween (that is equal to 8 days)? Well, by the time the second group of Trick-or-treaters visited, I&#8217;d thrown out one jack-o-lantern (mine!) because it was so far gone and nasty. A trash bag of pumpkins is surprisingly heavy. No, I didn&#8217;t bother to take out the candles. No way in hell was I touching those nasty moldy things.<br \/>\n3) When decorating for Halloween, buy real orange lights, not dual filament purple\/orange lights. My house looked like an ad for gay pride. While there is nothing wrong with that of course, everyone else had regular orange lights and I felt stupid. My Christmas decorating plan is to get those pretty small wreaths up super quick, perhaps even Thanksgiving weekend. Do wreaths go bad?<\/p>\n<p>Notes for Thanksgiving 2004: my brother-in-law and his wife won&#8217;t be able to venture south this year (she&#8217;s in the death throes of her Ph.D and is too busy, which is totally understandable), so we may end up having Thanksgiving with just\u00a0the boy\u00a0and Blanche. I wish my own family was doing something really awesome as I&#8217;d love to go home for the holiday. A few years ago my grandma hosted Thanksgiving at her house and I didn&#8217;t go and it is still a regret. That kind of togetherness will never happen again and I missed it \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Interview is still tomorrow at 8:30 am. I don&#8217;t know what to do. I have high hopes about being offered a position and I&#8217;d sure love to leave my current employer. But for this? I don&#8217;t know what to do. Pessimistic Elaine keeps screaming &#8220;You&#8217;re always going to work crappy jobs and never going to have anything to look forward to!&#8221;, so that&#8217;s a lot of fun as well.<\/p>\n<p>(I wonder why blogs seem so self-indulgent?)<\/p>\n<p>If I have time tomorrow AM, I will update after the interview. If, for some reason, these people say &#8220;Why, sure, we&#8217;d love to pay you $30k to sit around and unlock cars from a distance!&#8221;, I do already have my resignation letter typed out. The file is titled &#8220;Pull for Emergency.&#8221; But what if this is throwing good money after bad, so to speak (or maybe not?)? I never thought I&#8217;d end up a total loser in a dead end job. Mom says I should throw in the towel and go work for a newspaper. She&#8217;s probably right but it&#8217;s not that easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Just living in a nice neighborhood does NOT guarantee a lot of trick-or-treaters. As it past years, we had only a dozen or so visitors. 2) Carve pumpkins Halloween morning. Remember how smug I was that we carved ours 192 hours before Halloween (that is equal to 8 days)? Well, by the time the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}