{"id":923,"date":"2007-11-04T18:36:31","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T23:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/04\/reason-75-why-i-hate-being-short\/"},"modified":"2007-11-04T18:36:31","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T23:36:31","slug":"reason-75-why-i-hate-being-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=923","title":{"rendered":"Reason #75 Why I Hate Being Short&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, it is freezing cold in the AM here in Cheesecake City. Well, not as freezing as Indianapolis, but STILL. Fah-ree-zing. I&#8217;m only out in it long enough to walk from the car to the gym in the mornings. It has come to my attention that I need to buy a pair of sweatpants, yoga pants or the like. But I&#8217;m 5 foot 4 and somewhere between a size 16 and 18. And the fashion industry thinks that if you&#8217;re that size around, you&#8217;re 7 feet tall.<\/p>\n<p>Am I really supposed to pay to have sweatpants hemmed?\u00a0Lands End and Junonia have them in capri length. I tried some on today at Dicks Sporting Goods but&#8230;brr&#8230;cold ankles. I&#8217;m not a dwarf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, it is freezing cold in the AM here in Cheesecake City. Well, not as freezing as Indianapolis, but STILL. Fah-ree-zing. I&#8217;m only out in it long enough to walk from the car to the gym in the mornings. It has come to my attention that I need to buy a pair of sweatpants, yoga&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}