{"id":952,"date":"2007-12-08T21:54:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-09T02:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/08\/puzzler\/"},"modified":"2007-12-08T21:54:44","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T02:54:44","slug":"puzzler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=952","title":{"rendered":"Puzzler&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the Little Drummer Boy is such an awesome freaking drummer, why does he need the ox and lamb to keep time for him? (And am I the only one who giggles like a schoolgirl when the old-timey version of this song comes on and they say that the &#8220;ass and lamb&#8221; kept time? Hee hee heeeeee).<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; have you ever &#8211; EVER &#8211; heard silver bells? Maybe it&#8217;s because I live in the suburbs but at Xmas time, I only hear the bells from the Salvation Army people. I just don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s what\u00a0Bing, etc meant.<\/p>\n<p>Goodnight. Apparently Typhoid Gene took his cough syrup w\/ codine so it&#8217;s bedtime for him!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the Little Drummer Boy is such an awesome freaking drummer, why does he need the ox and lamb to keep time for him? (And am I the only one who giggles like a schoolgirl when the old-timey version of this song comes on and they say that the &#8220;ass and lamb&#8221; kept time? Hee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}