{"id":955,"date":"2007-12-10T08:18:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T13:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/10\/not-that-you-asked\/"},"modified":"2007-12-10T08:18:50","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T13:18:50","slug":"not-that-you-asked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=955","title":{"rendered":"Not that you asked&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>but I really really have to pee.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re getting more life insurance on me (yes, I will be worth way more dead than alive) and today&#8217;s the day the nurse lady comes to take bodily fluid samples and ask delightful questions about my entire health history. I may make it a two-fer aned take an ovulation predictor test (why waste when I have so many tests? LOL).<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, at least I&#8217;m not at work. Hooray!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0ETA: And then the nurse lady never showed. UGH. How RUDE. Gene thinks maybe he wrote down the wrong day (argh) so &#8220;we&#8217;ll try again tomorrow.&#8221; Which is perfect since I don&#8217;t have a day job with a demanding boss (mooo) who needs me to make up time away. Or something like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but I really really have to pee. We&#8217;re getting more life insurance on me (yes, I will be worth way more dead than alive) and today&#8217;s the day the nurse lady comes to take bodily fluid samples and ask delightful questions about my entire health history. I may make it a two-fer aned take an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}