{"id":956,"date":"2007-12-10T22:41:01","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T03:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/10\/plan-b-is-for-bahhh\/"},"modified":"2007-12-10T22:41:01","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T03:41:01","slug":"plan-b-is-for-bahhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=956","title":{"rendered":"(Plan) &#8220;B&#8221; is for &#8220;Bahhh&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I am a poster on a message board for women taking Clomid and Metformin and I say a lot on that board that I don&#8217;t say here (let&#8217;s get real &#8211; does my father need to know about the latest on my progesterone levels? does anyone, really?)<\/p>\n<p>(That said, I should have the results of Wednesday&#8217;s appointment sometime tomorrow. I&#8217;m hoping for a big # but expecting mediocrity. Anything over either 15 or 20 is good news).<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s a lot to say that I can&#8217;t say there, either. Mostly because I can&#8217;t curse on BabyCenter. (I mean, they call sex &#8220;babydancing&#8221;, barf). So here&#8217;s the latest: last Wednesday I had a blood sample taken to be tested for progesterone. The good news is that my dr. feels that I did not suffer from any of Clomid&#8217;s more nefarious side effects (particularly, cysts). That is good news.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I just feel frustrated. And I know I think too much about it all. I stuck my head in my bedside table today to confirm that I actually have 10 pregnancy tests, just waiting for me. Fuckadoodle. Who in their right mind has 10 of them? Why can&#8217;t I just be the normal girl who runs to Walgreens and buys one a month? (I used 6 the first time. Six.) Why can&#8217;t I just be the normal girl who says, Ehh, it&#8217;ll happen when it happens? Why can&#8217;t I just be the normal girl who says &#8220;Fuck! Really??&#8221; before turning back to the little white stick to confirm, humm, yess, that is indeed two lines (or two dots, or a smiley face, or &#8216;baby&#8230;baby&#8230;pirate?&#8217; like on the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0701093\/quotes\">Simpsons<\/a>)?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I am a poster on a message board for women taking Clomid and Metformin and I say a lot on that board that I don&#8217;t say here (let&#8217;s get real &#8211; does my father need to know about the latest on my progesterone levels? does anyone, really?) (That said, I should have the results&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}