{"id":957,"date":"2007-12-14T22:15:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T03:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/14\/mah-xmas-is-heeeere\/"},"modified":"2007-12-14T22:15:09","modified_gmt":"2007-12-15T03:15:09","slug":"mah-xmas-is-heeeere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=957","title":{"rendered":"Mah Xmas is Heeeere!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My big eBay purchase arrived recently (FINALLY). Wednesday, I think. Today we finally opened it. (I know, how much self discipline do *I* have???). It is&#8230;.mmmm&#8230;.gorgeous. Love it. If only Plan B were here because then he could ride in it.<\/p>\n<p>(I told you the big eBay purchase was baby gear, right?)<\/p>\n<p>(And I told you that I don&#8217;t want to hear &#8220;Did you learn nothing from buying three wedding gowns, Elaine?&#8221;, right? Fine, I DIDN&#8217;T learn a thing.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I have had almost an entire glass of wine and since I am such a lightweight I am tooootally feeling it. This is one of\u00a0the few times I am so pleased I am not currently pregnant.\u00a0 (Trust me. I&#8217;m not)<\/p>\n<p>Mmm, lovely white wine.<\/p>\n<p>ETA: Gene just pured me second glass. Perhaps I should open baby stuff store, not have actual baby. I will ignore that all 5 of you are shouting &#8220;DUH&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My big eBay purchase arrived recently (FINALLY). Wednesday, I think. Today we finally opened it. (I know, how much self discipline do *I* have???). It is&#8230;.mmmm&#8230;.gorgeous. Love it. If only Plan B were here because then he could ride in it. (I told you the big eBay purchase was baby gear, right?) (And I told&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}