{"id":958,"date":"2007-12-14T23:17:17","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T04:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/14\/boned-by-the-bonus\/"},"modified":"2007-12-14T23:17:17","modified_gmt":"2007-12-15T04:17:17","slug":"boned-by-the-bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=958","title":{"rendered":"Boned by the Bonus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when I wondered a few days ago about a Christmas bonus and how Ihoped it would not be a gift card for our company? Because that was so cheap of them?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I don&#8217;t know (Christmas miracles and all), but I think I have received my Xmas gift from the company this year.<\/p>\n<p>A calendar. Yes, really. A plain jane calendar. And here I thought nothing could be worse than the 3 straight years of dopey clothing items (fleece jacket, polo shirt and twin set with cmpan logyo).<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, can no longer spell. Night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when I wondered a few days ago about a Christmas bonus and how Ihoped it would not be a gift card for our company? Because that was so cheap of them? Well, I don&#8217;t know (Christmas miracles and all), but I think I have received my Xmas gift from the company this year. A&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mahjobiscrappis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}