{"id":966,"date":"2008-01-09T19:47:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-10T00:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/09\/its-never-too-late-for-resolutions\/"},"modified":"2008-01-09T19:47:39","modified_gmt":"2008-01-10T00:47:39","slug":"its-never-too-late-for-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=966","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s never too late for resolutions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elaine&#8217;s 2008 Resolutions are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1) To get knocked up. Or not. And, if not, to give away\/sell all the awesome baby gear stowed away in my closet.<\/p>\n<p>2) To get a new job.<\/p>\n<p>3) Read more books and fewer stupid internet sites (BabyCenter, you are a fucking time alligator)<\/p>\n<p>4) Fold the laundry on a weekly basis.<\/p>\n<p>5) Reduce clutter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elaine&#8217;s 2008 Resolutions are&#8230; 1) To get knocked up. Or not. And, if not, to give away\/sell all the awesome baby gear stowed away in my closet. 2) To get a new job. 3) Read more books and fewer stupid internet sites (BabyCenter, you are a fucking time alligator) 4) Fold the laundry on a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}