Let’s make some fun lists!<\/p>\n
List A: Elaine’s Highly Official List of Things to do Next Week:
\n1) Laundry (Boo, hissss)
\n2) Take orange\/purple lights off of porch (hey, wasn’t Halloween 6 days ago?)
\n3) Finish Gone With the Wind, start Atlas Shrugged again. I may just put down GWTW for awhile because an entire WEEK of Gene-free (that is, TV free) time happens so rarely that the quiet will come in handy. If I’m not up to Atlas again, I could just read the VC Andrews books that I have hidden in my closet (Brandy: it’s the Heaven series, bought on Ebay for $5).
\n4) Nails appointment on Wednesday. Or Thursday? Patty’s on vacation part of the week so I know my appointment has been moved, but to when?<\/p>\n
List B: Elaine’s Highly Official List of Things to do before Spawning:
\n1) Pay off credit cards (Jesus tapdancing Christ, I could be infertile before that happens…)
\n2) Finish novel (see next post)
\n3) Take awesome vacation (how romantic would THAT be???)
\n4) Find fulfilling career to give up for 2 years. What’s the point of giving up a job I don’t always like?
\n5) Find possible father for child or at the very least hypnotize Gene into realizing that fatherhood ain’t so bad and BMWs are overrated. (Jesus tapdancing Christ,\u00a0the boy’s\u00a0grandchildren could be infertile before THAT happens…)<\/p>\n
And there you have it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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