{"id":970,"date":"2008-01-15T19:55:08","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T00:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/15\/you-know-what\/"},"modified":"2008-01-15T19:55:08","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T00:55:08","slug":"you-know-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"you know what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Work sucks. I hate the first <strike>quarter<\/strike>\u00a0 <strike>third<\/strike> half of the year. All 4000+ W2 forms need to be printed, folded and stuffed. Ideally by Friday. And New Boss is about to have kittens about it all.<\/p>\n<p>Good News: The company that provides support for our crappy payroll software yanked out $100,000 in <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cclib.lib.pa.us\/irs\/taxmap\/pubs\/p531-003.htm\">allocated tips<\/a>. (Remember when I said that the shittiest payroll of all time is still haunting me? This is one of the two ways)<\/p>\n<p>Bad News: Now it&#8217;s time to add in $25,000 in real allocated tips. Boo, hiss.<\/p>\n<p>Gene is still out of town.<\/p>\n<p>And, I&#8217;d rather go play Bingo on Yahoo. So, night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work sucks. I hate the first quarter\u00a0 third half of the year. All 4000+ W2 forms need to be printed, folded and stuffed. Ideally by Friday. And New Boss is about to have kittens about it all. Good News: The company that provides support for our crappy payroll software yanked out $100,000 in allocated tips&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}