{"id":982,"date":"2008-02-04T22:27:50","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T03:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2008-02-04T22:27:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T03:27:50","slug":"agggh-noooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=982","title":{"rendered":"Agggh, noooo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gene has the flu. Doctor Hottie gave him a prescription for Tamiflu. And one for me, too, to take &#8220;just in case&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh please.\u00a0 Pleaseplease do not let me get sick like Gene. Seriously. If I get sick like Gene is sick (as in down for the count sick), I suspect we&#8217;ll just have to call 911 and live at the hospital. On the bright side, I probably won&#8217;t get sick like Gene is sick because a) I have a stronger immune system and b) I&#8217;m a woman. We rarely get &#8220;man sick&#8221;. (Sick of men, yes, but that&#8217;s different).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gene has the flu. Doctor Hottie gave him a prescription for Tamiflu. And one for me, too, to take &#8220;just in case&#8221;. Oh please.\u00a0 Pleaseplease do not let me get sick like Gene. Seriously. If I get sick like Gene is sick (as in down for the count sick), I suspect we&#8217;ll just have to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}